I subscribe to Google Alerts for "Ocracoke." Every morning I receive an email with links to recent web sites that mention Ocracoke. Imagine my surprise yesterday when I discovered an advertisement for "Ocracoke NC Breast Enlargement."
According to the site, women can opt for "cosmetic surgery by board certified Ocracoke, North Carolina Breast Enlargement Specialists," although they do recommend checking "the credentials of the surgeon and the facility."
I haven't located the island facility yet, nor have I identified the surgeons, but I suppose women will now be flocking to
Ocracoke for this procedure. Ocracoke would seem like the perfect location for the service. After surgery an "enlarged" woman can purchase a new
bikini at one of our local boutiques, and then head straight for the beach. What convenience!
Our latest Ocracoke Newsletter is the story of midwifery on Ocracoke. You can read it here: http://www.villagecraftsmen.com/news082112.htm.
Honestly, the internet is full of hoaxs and schemes for traffic from "links" in an effort to generate hits to line their pockets with ad revenues. Bogus I say
ReplyDeleteOr she could just go to the OI nude beach and show off the latest addition to her "birthday suit."
ReplyDeleteAnd here I was rather hoping that it had to do with increasing the size of the sand dunes!
ReplyDeleteIn many ways I think we were better informed of actual infomation in the days of the sailing ships.
So where could one find these reconstructive surgeons?
ReplyDeleteI thought a trip to Ocracoke always enlarged your breasts. That's why so many folks skinny dip here.
ReplyDeleteBless your heart, I hope you succeed in your quest.
ReplyDeletePhilip, you are so funny! Yes, the ferry reservations will definitely increase now. There will be a line for miles at the Hatteras ferry, too.
ReplyDeleteO.I. hasn't any large boxed discount stores or fast-food chains, but just look what you can get on the island!!!!
NC Mainlander thanks for providing a good chuckle!
On another note, I'm enjoying the frothy surf as seen on the O.I. airport web-cam, thanks to "Leslie" miles away in the Atlantic. Hope you will tell us in a few days what treasures you will discover on the beach from the churned up surf!
I'm not a board certified specialist, but I'm willing to lend a hand.
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